is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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