We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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