oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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