so explain again why im purple
no
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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