She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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