the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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