I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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