How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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