yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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