bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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