I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I need to align my fucking chakras
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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