Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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