It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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