Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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