I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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