i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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