hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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