You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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