So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
