dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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