Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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