first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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