we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
