i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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