We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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