party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
