Me too!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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