check it out our google latitudes are spooning
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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