so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
