; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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