this boner is exhausting
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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