Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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