Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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