VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
