that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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