It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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