Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
