she was so not down for the gang bang
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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