i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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