i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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