I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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