She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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