everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My penis needs a shock collar
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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