If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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