Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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