Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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