but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
