what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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