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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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