My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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